I used to blog. Now I troll.Tumblr (3.0; @doubledoors)http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cae1126f7b6b86b78db9b40e2cf47a19/tumblr_mn15lebDCC1qzbmpao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My insulins are spooning. If things go well, Mrs. Lantus won’t be a solo star forever.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/50790995881http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/50790995881Sun, 19 May 2013 00:22:26 -0500I AM FUXKING HILAUROUS<p>Sometimes looking at pretty people makes me sad.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/50600158148http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/50600158148Thu, 16 May 2013 16:06:08 -0500<p>I have clocked over seven hours of 90210 today and the line between television and reality is becoming blurred and my body is confused.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/50535540687http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/50535540687Wed, 15 May 2013 18:56:15 -0500that was a lieit's been over 12 hours<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a791523c9189b12f3aef15e1200e7ef/tumblr_mmb9ecYfJl1qzbmpao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is happening.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49658893224http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49658893224Sun, 05 May 2013 00:47:00 -0500chad michaels<p>Call me Isaac Newton cause I can make dat ass drop.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49574772098http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49574772098Sat, 04 May 2013 01:20:22 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e702ba2ccf3df5f3b1312f79de318b36/tumblr_mm8e3kLohw1qzbmpao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Well I never thought I’d be attracted to Hank McCoy…but there you have it.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49519925648http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49519925648Fri, 03 May 2013 11:41:50 -0500the beastx-menJamie McKelvie<p>I start brushing my teeth and I turn around and sort of like, half sit half lean on the counter. So when the paste is foaming up and it is time to spit, I think to myself, “Ugh, I’m too exhausted to even stand up again and turn around to spit. Wouldn’t it be so much easier if I could just swallow this and spit it out my butt (into the sink)?” </p> <p>I think I’m going to refer to poops as butt spits from now on.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49343106764http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49343106764Wed, 01 May 2013 01:24:09 -0500as if poops werent funny enoughI really should't go over 40 hours without sleeping.“you keep waiting for the dust to settle and then you realize it; the dust is your life going on. If happy comes along — that weird unbearable delight that’s actual happy — I think you have to grab it while you can. You take what you can get, ‘cause it’s here, and then…gone.”http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49299897782http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49299897782Tue, 30 Apr 2013 15:58:00 -0500WHY JOSS WHEDON?WHYYYYYYYYYYYD'=nobody talk to me for a weekI'm recovering<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/doubledoors/49243779614/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_49243779614" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="533" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Professional studier for hire.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49243779614http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/49243779614Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:18:05 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e8b9d7aed9e64ff1f3fe10cc07b4084/tumblr_mlueyj8yU91qzbmpao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It is Gossip Girl meets Cry_Wolf meets Buffy meets Lost and I am going to drain my bank account to read them all. If you are a fan of any of the aforementioned, I recommend.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48905763580http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48905763580Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:27:00 -0500although i feel like any resolution is going to be disappointingmorning glories<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b649dbd4e53bc98053988a33977e0ff/tumblr_mlmq9aBJzO1qzbmpao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48568812730http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48568812730Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:51:10 -0500<p>Being 21 is expensive.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48417651624http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48417651624Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:26:14 -0500frown<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1e24414726e8e2af66c8757e05c4fa5/tumblr_mldpapIAc41qzbmpao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I’ve got 99 bananas and they all alcoholic. Also this tastes like banana nut bread and it is heaven. #21st</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48172186689http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48172186689Tue, 16 Apr 2013 21:52:01 -050021st<p>Do you ever lie there and close one eye and the white wall appears blue-ish and when you switch eyes the white wall looks red-ish? What the shit is that about?</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48096101103http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48096101103Mon, 15 Apr 2013 22:25:20 -0500a ponderinghttp://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48075540414http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48075540414Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:19:44 -0500http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48021104977http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48021104977Sun, 14 Apr 2013 23:54:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa40bea7e3bd1022249f88004ef55869/tumblr_mla1m7lK6B1qgckwco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6475aeb366dfd735ad5f50aae8bddd6/tumblr_mla1m7lK6B1qgckwco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba84156c0d6aeb452c0771709606409b/tumblr_mla1m7lK6B1qgckwco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22f3846cea485284f9981f678b95832b/tumblr_mla1m7lK6B1qgckwco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c82e45748a483626cdecf01ba3844f6/tumblr_mla1m7lK6B1qgckwco6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1fc8b292261d3be0e59c05006eef9b57/tumblr_mla1m7lK6B1qgckwco5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a9737a242719c95cfb0d99d9dfd005d/tumblr_mla1m7lK6B1qgckwco7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/740098718003dc2e708e9c7e863883dc/tumblr_mla1m7lK6B1qgckwco8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>“Her entire species must be eradicated.”- Catching Fire (2013)</small></p> </blockquote> <p>omg omg omg omg omg omg omg </p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48016586855http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/48016586855Sun, 14 Apr 2013 22:49:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0b818ce88e87dfbfb4d070cf5772b2d5/tumblr_ml3yyndPea1qzbmpao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I get to be a diva on @okayfinetaylor ‘s set, today.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/47723666809http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/47723666809Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:44:47 -0500<p>Okay. Cool.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/47688572527http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/47688572527Thu, 11 Apr 2013 02:57:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e0dad288a7616951c07d8a2cab033fe/tumblr_mkvumaM3uQ1qzbmpao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My main monkey man.</p>http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/47357636987http://doubledoors.tumblr.com/post/47357636987Sun, 07 Apr 2013 06:30:10 -0500