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please marry me. We will have beautiful gay sex erry night. -Anonymous

Every single night? Ugh. Can we just…not? I mean, sure, sometimes. But like…I like sleep and stuff. And food (not specific to nighttime, but any time is a good time for food).

Yeah, this probably won’t work out. Now, if you had said “Please marry me. We will I will cook beautiful gay food erry night and we will fall asleep on the couch doing crosswords and watching Wheel of Fortune and The Newlywed Game” I would be much more enthusiastic.

1 month ago / 15 notes /
  1. onlytakingturns said: Ugh, and Lingo!
  2. sameoldflame said: hahahaha you’re great
  3. danhollister said: WHEEL OF FORTUNE UGHHHH MARRY ME
  4. doubledoors posted this

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