Nerdgasm

I get out of the shower and feel very weird. I have a distinct craving for chicken. I place an order for take-out at the Mexican restaurant next door; instead of ordering chicken, I have a quesadilla with beef in it.

As I approach my dresser to get underwear, I accidentally kick my table. My toe now hurts. The pain makes me feel alive…and a little vomity.

My pea coat attacks me when I get to my closet. I bet this is what unicorns feel like when they realize they were never meant for this world.