My name is John. All I do is troll, troll, troll, no mattah what.
Baking cookies with momma.
-“I’VE RUINED CHRISTMAS!”
“The timer just went off.”
-“Uhh, your timer went off…thirty years ago.”
“….kiss my ass.”
-“Oooooooo, better zan mahmah!” à la Cooking Momma.
“Why are you talking so weird?”
“Are the bottoms too hard?”
-“My bottom is too hard. Sorry, too many innuendos?”
-“I SAVED CHRISTMAS!”
