HULU HAS THE WORST USER INTERFACE AND I AM RANTING...
World's biggest turnoff that I could ever hear:
theboywithabowtie: “I don’t drink, so bars aren’t my scene at all.”
How do I build my self worth?
How do I know that I am not wasting my time on this planet? How do I know I am important? I just pulled the bag out of the microwave with only three kernels left to pop. And I didn’t use the “popcorn” button because it never works well. This is the greatest accomplishment of my life.
I think I make more sex moans alone, by the comfort of my bed, than most people do during their shenanigans.
Joke joke joke
Blah blah blah, something about Santorum and pots and kettles. …”Well if that isn’t calling the pot a nigg-“
This is the story of my love life:
“He doesn’t know how to properly compose himself on the internet…but look how preeeeetty” …and then we never see each other/speak to each other again. or “Hi John, I have really enjoyed getting to know you and I like you a lot; but, I think I should tell you that I really am a cat and I only became human for a few days and I don’t have much- ...
I get sad and then I eat food.