April 2012
24 posts
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HULU HAS THE WORST USER INTERFACE AND I AM RANTING...
World's biggest turnoff that I could ever hear:
theboywithabowtie:
“I don’t drink, so bars aren’t my scene at all.”
How do I build my self worth?
How do I know that I am not wasting my time on this planet? How do I know I am important?
I just pulled the bag out of the microwave with only three kernels left to pop. And I didn’t use the “popcorn” button because it never works well.
This is the greatest accomplishment of my life.
March 2012
19 posts
1 tag
I think I make more sex moans alone, by the comfort of my bed, than most people do during their shenanigans.
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Joke joke joke
Blah blah blah, something about Santorum and pots and kettles. …”Well if that isn’t calling the pot a nigg-“
This is the story of my love life:
“He doesn’t know how to properly compose himself on the internet…but look how preeeeetty” …and then we never see each other/speak to each other again.
or
“Hi John, I have really enjoyed getting to know you and I like you a lot; but, I think I should tell you that I really am a cat and I only became human for a few days and I don’t have much-
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I get sad and then I eat food.
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