I see these people making such healthy and...
And I just think to myself, “Thank god I have food.”
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Went to wipe away a ball of dust.
It got up and crawled away.
Anonymous asked: What, if anything, do you use to style your hair? #deepquestions
We do big things.
Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
That moment when you post a GPOYW on tuesday.
foxxilla69 replied to your post: I wish I could get shit done instead of taking accidental naps. I do that all the time. My bed and I have such a complicated relationship. I mean, I know it’s not good for me to nap all the time, but it’s impossible for us to be apart. You know what? Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be in love with your bed. Buy that bitch a flower. Bitches...
I wish I could get shit done instead of taking...
But I mean I’m still napping, so things could be worse.
Without fail, I always get hungry right before I fall asleep and have to poop right before I leave for class. Like, could you not just warn me half an hour sooner, you twat?
I can always tell if a guy is interested or just...
If I am not wanting it to go anywhere, he is interested. If I do, he is just being kind.
Brother's girlfriend just asked me if I could...
TEMPTING ME, HO.
Met a stranger.
Picked out the wedding date in my head.
I am past the point of telling people that I am...
Nervous laughter and seeing a face of awkward confusion looking back at me is all I really want.
The most important question I ask myself (on a...
Is there any possible way to turn this into a sandwich?
You know those people who blush excessively?
I am one of them. Oh, what’s that you just made eye contact with me? Please excuse me as my face turns into a cherry.
Because it starts in my toes, makes me crinkle my...
As a wise pussycat once said
I don’t need a man to make me feel good.
I want to kick Lea Michele for every tear she...
Andrew Garfield has a fucking accent.
No other man has a chance in my life.
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onlytakingturns asked: I just woke up and my hand said Pen15. Were you in my room?
My niece's text message signature is...
I see more and more of myself in her each day.
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Sometimes when my sinuses are on the fritz
I will breath and my nose will emit a very faint whistling sound. I think it is someone screaming in the distance. Every. Time.
I think it's interesting when people list "sex" as...
emptymailbox: Isn’t that sort of implied?
This is a post.
This is a post about loving who you are. I think one of the more interesting happenings in life is people who completely change themselves to please other people. When it comes down to it, the person someone spends the most time with is his or herself. This does not go to say piss on everybody else and do what only pleases you. But at times, that might be what you need to do for a happier future. ...
There is no such thing as coincidences.
There is only the inevitable.
I’m totally that guy who reads his overpriced books for enjoyment before the semester even starts.
I have never been one for medical dramas.
However, ABC’s Off The Map Is really tickling my fancy.
So I woke up to the sounds of a crying baby.
At first my ovaries take over and I jump out of bed ready to shred the bitch that is trying to bring harm to my child. Then I remember that I do not have a child. And now I have barricaded myself in my room because my brother’s friends are always very sketchy.
When you wake up from a dream and are sad at first...
Sexy work guy touched my hand a minimum of 5 times...
bejubilant: And I was all… Its like she understands my whole life.
Just…put on headphones and listen to this. I...
comeonbegood: R2’s booty bounce. Pug lovers everywhere, rejoice.
deejum replied to your post: When you aren’t too hungry but eat anyway, because it’s “healthy” or whatever. you ate a couch. do doctors recommend that these days? You know, I think it is frowned upon, but an acceptable little treat every once in a while. I tend to go with the basic model; reclining seats and couches with beds inside of them are just too fancy and I never...
When you aren't too hungry but eat anyway, because...
And to follow up you have three cookies, a little bit of ice cream, some yogurt, and a couch.
While all you homos are busy playing dress up
diagnonsense: I’ll be playing video games. But srsly, why don’t faggots play video games? I feel like people take stereotypes too far!
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Say these words: Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught Now answer these questions: What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball? What is...