August 2009
184 posts
Singing the Kim Possible theme song, only to have...
Life is beautiful.
July 2009
234 posts
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I’m fairly certain that if I knew you in real life I would have the biggest crush on you. You would probably be annoyed by it. Well, maybe? I just don’t know how to respond to this.
You’re a cutie pie just thought you should know Thanks. I love your skirt.
Are you self-conscience? or are you confident? Really, I’m all over the place. There are...
The best feeling in the world is passing out on the couch and momentarily waking up to someone covering you up with a blanket. I didn’t even open my eyes, and I was probably too tired to say “thank you.” I need to live with someone like this.
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The "Looking Good in the Morning."
Me: I wish my hair looked that good in the morning.
John: I wish my boobs looked that good in the morning!
Sooo...cuddle buddies?
$1 cigars
Some things just aren’t meant to be cheap.
Please don't leave, stay in bead. Touch my body...
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Why are all UPS men so good looking?
They must get tired delivering packages all day…I wonder if any of them would like some lemonade.
Kevin and Melissa were sophomores in high school. One day, Melissa found a book of matches with a single match left. She lit it and wished that they would end up dating. Now, over thirty years later, they have two children and are still happily married. This is my aunt and uncle.
I am jealous of them for having the cheesiest/cutest story in the world. I mean…if anyone has a match then...
Give me something to sing about. →
I woke up tonight, I said "I'm gonna make somebody...
Thanks Leo.
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Any boy covered in paint
kevintenenbaum:
doubledoors:
clearly knows how to win my affection.
I do my best.
You sly dog, you.
Any boy covered in paint
clearly knows how to win my affection.
My life has become nothing but watching tv on dvd.
I am too sober for this.
Sarah- Just grip life by the balls and go!
Me- Funny...that's my philosophy on men.
And when I say I want to get in his pants,
I mean his snuggie.
Baby's on fire.
Better throw her in the water.
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And so begins my night of lies, scandal, and...
Avoid suspicion, manipulate your friends, and...
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WALL OF TEXT
You said, “… I don’t really look for anything particular in a guy. It’s all instinctive for me. If it doesn’t feel right, I call it off…” Do you feel bad that you do this? A little. The way is see it is as such: If you are going to be with someone…you need to be happy. And they need to be happy. But you both have to be happy WITH each other to be happy TOGETHER. And...
Life's a show, and we all play our part.
...I'll drink to that.
I am definitely not AIM-savvy.
But sometimes I just want to talk about nothing.
doubledoors509. I’m sure we could have a conversation eventually.
Gotta keep it classy.
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The computers crashed today at the office. I forgot to get my check before I left. Construction and railroad allshithell on the way home.
I’m glad I have some birthday bash ice cream coming my way.
I am kind of a grammar bitch.
But only behind your back.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-7-26) →
Soundtrack (17)
Beirut (15)
Rilo Kiley (15)
The Strokes (14)
Maroon 5 (12)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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is there anyone on tumblr who you wish you knew in real life? Sure, I woudn’t mind getting to know a tumblrer or two.
Wrong! I am a boy, not 11, and I think you are ADORABLE. you are very cute and i am not an eleven year old girl. From eleven year old girls to anonymous internet boys; Well it looks like I’m moving on up!=D
Does your family know your gay?...
I'm Foxy Cleopatra,
and I’m a WHOLE lotta woman.
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Going through childhood pictures.
Back soon with scans.
Adventures of Jelly Bellys
Jalapeno and buttered popcorn…no, no, no. Red apple and S’mores…yes, yes, yes.
