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But how else would I be able to tell apart the gay men from the straight men if we didn’t all glance at each other with blank and emotionless faces. It’s our secret code. 

7 hours ago / 7 notes / mating 

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

My stats teacher called me mean.

How average.

via ampersamiijoh / 3 days ago / 306,560 notes / lol central tendency 

Birthday buth.

6 days ago / 3 notes / bathday  1D 
Woah holy shitsnacks might be my new favorite expression -mandals

Isn’t it wonderful?! I can’t take claim to it though, only the writers of Archer can do that (as well as a plethora of other perfectly crude remarks).

1 week ago / 2 notes /

I’d appreciate it if my body could make up its mind about growing hair. I feel like I grow a normal amount of hair but it all gets concentrated in small areas and in three days I’ll have like five chin hairs that cover my breasts like I’m some weird lumberjack merman.

1 week ago / 6 notes
So for my background I set a close-up of a comic frame. In its story, this is a picture and the lady (satan) moves around the painting and communicates with its viewers. BUT I SET IT RIGHT SIDE UP AND THE PICTURE MOVED ITSELF AND I AM GOING TO SET MY IPAD ON FIRE.

So for my background I set a close-up of a comic frame. In its story, this is a picture and the lady (satan) moves around the painting and communicates with its viewers. BUT I SET IT RIGHT SIDE UP AND THE PICTURE MOVED ITSELF AND I AM GOING TO SET MY IPAD ON FIRE.

Selfies for days because I went and shaved everything off. Now I look like a Chia pet.

Selfies for days because I went and shaved everything off. Now I look like a Chia pet.

1 week ago / 17 notes
Seriously the longest it’s ever been.

Seriously the longest it’s ever been.

2 weeks ago / 18 notes / face hair 

I’ve somehow managed to accidentally (read I was just too lazy to not) make it through my work week without shaving and now I never want to take a razor to my skin again.

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